Super Genius, Answering Your Questions.

theuniqueoneoverthere asked: OOOHHHH~, so you DID like seeing Shego nude. Can't believe you just admitted it.

No I didn’t! I mean, I didn’t admit to anything! This is not a flame-able experience to Shego if she’s reading this! I was tricked! Tricked I say!

Trickery! Just look at it. Right there, up above this part.

Anonymous asked: So does Shego call you Drewbie? What plans for global domination are you working on now? Has your mother ever stopped in unexpected and demanded to iknow why there were devices all over the alir that looked quite dangerous? I mean surely the lady is not that clueless is she? So do you like Shego better in a catsuit or a dress? Have you ever listened to Johnny Cash? Do you like Beethoven?

Yeah, finally had to have “The Talk” with mother. She’s knitting plasma staff cozies for the henchpeople now, of all things.

As for Shego, to annoy me? Yes. Yes she does. Because it’s Shego. And as for me, the answer is still ‘it’s Shego’. If she was in ancient, hideous curtains she’d still be Shego.

And I like them both. Used to have a bit of a Bach thing, too.

Anonymous asked: So out of all of your friends did you hate James, Ramesh, or Chen the most? Hey Drakken I got an idea! Because I'm so nice (or is it evil HAHAHA) I am willing to help you get your best revenge against your former friends. First of all find a picture of Shego, write down, "Jealous guys Mwuhahaha," and then mail it. Just make sure Shego never finds out. James doesn't have a bad-looking wife but I bet you Chen and Ramesh will be green with envy and plus it will remind them of the BeBe incident.

Oh, I hate them all with an equal passion - but since only one of them is the daddy dearest of my arch nemesis? He kind of takes the prize.

And, see, the problem with that plan is that this is Shego we’re talking about. She’d find out. She has ways.

Anonymous asked: So you tried to defeat Kim once with her blushing to the point where she disappears and it back-fired. Have you ever thought about making something that feeds off of her fears? I mean even someone who "can do anything" have some fears right? Oh, and also how are your devious plans coming along?

Pfft, no. I’ll leave that to the Gotham city crowd, thank you.

And they are coming along. Swimmingly!

Anonymous asked: So Dr. Drakken do you hate James Possible for what he did or are you thankful?

You gotta hold onto the hate I suppose, but on the other hand he set me on the path to becoming the super-cool villain I am today.

I think the only proper answer to that is that I’m striving every day to open a can of freak on him and his whole stupid, Possible family. At this point? It’s almost tradition.

Anonymous asked: "And she can carve said spoken for into a wall without tools, so I’m very, very pleased." It seems you don't want to forget the Moodulator incident ;p

Ok, fine, it wasn’t all bad, but don’t tell anyone I said that.

Anonymous asked: "The desert date was kinda great." HAHAHA! Got you trapped now. So what was your favorite part? The ice cream, Shego grabbing you, or Shego demanding that she be your date? XD

The ice cream, obviously. Also that part where she wanted to do evil. Do not tell her I said this, but she gets the cutest face when she wants to do evil.

Anonymous asked: This version of Lancelot wants to kill King Arthur for the throne. DRAKKEN Y U NO SMART?!??!

Well why are you such a big internet meanie? Hah, take that.

You’re one of those internet ogres I’ve heard about, aren’t you? With the weird faces and the atrocious spelling.

theuniqueoneoverthere asked: Well! If you have, did you like it? ;)

If I have what? What were we talking about? Wait, was it that thing, with the other thing? No, wait, that was the other thing with the other person.

So. Um. Yes? Wild guess in the dark there.

Anonymous asked: "I am not terrified of Shego..." Well I mean every post you say, "I better stop talking or she'll turn me into fried chicken." I don't know sounds terrified to me. :P So if I may ask what's the deal with the teddy bear? Do you need comfort when you're alone in the dark little Drewbie. XD So do you like cocao moo or PB stickies better?

Zip it.

Also, in regards to your question: zip it.

And cocoa moo, definitely.